LISTEN, FOR I will say this only once … if you’re looking for a rollocking good laugh next month, you need to get yourselves along to the Careline Theatre in Alcalali.
The theatre’s May production is the hit comedy ‘Allo ‘Allo directed by Candida Wright. It is based on the hugely popular TV series set in occupied France during the Second World War.
The action centres on the cafe run by Rene Artois who is forced by the resistance to hide two British airmen, and by the Germans to hide a valuable painting of The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies. Needless to say, much confusion and mayhem ensues with hilarious consequences.
Pictured is Rene (Dennis Arthurs) enjoying the attentions of waitresses Yvette (Paula Beer) and Mimi (Michèle MacKinnon-Kesselring) rather too much.
The dates are Thursday 18 May to Saturday 20 May at 8.00 pm at the Careline Theatre in Alcalali.
Tickets are 12 euros (11 euros for pre-paid groups of 10 or more). They are selling fast, so reserve your tickets now by contacting the Careline Box Office on 652 294 750 and at firstname.lastname@example.org